What is next year’s festive theme, Melania? Blood sacrifice? | Barbara Ellen

The White House has gone red this Christmas. Is this the first lady’s bid for a future career on sci-fi/horror movies?

I fear I’ve been “triggered” by Melania Trump’s red cone Christmas trees in the White House. Perhaps others have suffered similar nightmares about major US cities being attacked by gigantic uterine fibroids?

When I first saw Melania’s cheery Christmas decor, I half expected to see Captain Kirk brandishing a ray gun between the branches. Or, maybe the tree-beings are shooting jets of nerve gas at White House visitors – should we send over David Davis to test this theory?

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