Australian election quiz 2019: how much do you remember of this forgettable campaign?

Did you listen to Barnaby Joyce’s laboured interview – or Turnbull turning up on a reality TV show? Test your knowledge here

According to Captain GetUp – the confusing, supposedly-satirical parody of GetUp, founded by rightwing group Advance Australia – who is Captain GetUp’s biological father?

Richard Di Natale

Adam Bandt

Bill Shorten

Kevin Rudd

What did a voter in Strathfield say to Scott Morrison when he greeted her with “Ni hao” on the first weekend of the campaign?

“Goodbye!”

“Sorry, I don't understand what you mean."

“And a Ni Hao to you too mate”

“I’m Korean”

What is Scott Morrison doing in this picture?

Cheering at a Cronulla Sharks supporters event

Singing in church

Singing the national anthem

Announcing the date of the election

How many times did Barnaby Joyce say "Labor" in his 30 minute interview on water buybacks with Patricia Karvelas?

22

47

65

80

What is between Scott Morrison’s teeth in this picture?

Spinach

A bit of meat pie

A fly

Raw onion skin

What is Jenny Morrison reacting to in this picture?

The full audio of Barnaby Joyce’s Patricia Karvelas interview

Scott Morrison describing his tips for maintaining a healthy marriage

A candidate describing Labor's franking credits policy

A voter who just told her he wants an electric car

Which newspaper columnist was photographed in a Tony Abbott campaign shirt, and uploaded to Abbot's own Instagram and Twitter, on the first weekend of the campaign?

Andrew Bolt

Piers Akerman

Peter Fitzsimons (with matching bandana)

Gerard Henderson

Sydney barrister Bridie Nolan made news when she gave a 300 word statement to the Daily Telegraph criticising Warringah candidate Zali Steggal – who is the former wife of Nolan’s husband. On her website, what did Nolan describe herself as?

"Ruthlessly accomplished"

“Lethally competent”

“Devastatingly experienced”

“Extremely experienced and incredibly devastating”

What baffling question did Bill Shorten ask of an adult man in an Adelaide shopping centre during week 2?

“What do you want to be when you grow up?”

“Hope you’re having an OK school holidays”

“What was your ATAR?”

“Do you like Bluey?”

Just before the close of nominations on 23 April, the prospective Nationals candidate for the seat of Whitlam had to withdraw because he was a British dual citizen. What was his incredibly British-sounding name?

Stephen Walker-Jones

John Buckingham-Peters

James Harker-Mortlock

David Mountbatten-Maguire

What Channel 10 reality TV show did former prime minister Malcolm Turnbull turn up on – for some reason – in week 2 of the campaign?

Bondi Rescue

Bachelor in Paradise

Gogglebox

I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here

The day the election was called, Tasmanian Labor senator Helen Polley posted a baffling homemade video where she:

Wore a large sombrero, then waved it in the air saying “Adios amigo!”

Put a banana on her head and said “The Liberal government has to split!”

Started playing a small snare drum, saying Tasmanians were going to "drum the Liberals out of town."

Rode past the camera on a skateboard and said "Cowabunga!

In week 3, John Howard took to the streets to campaign for Liberal candidate Fiona Martin in the seat of Reid. When asked, he admitted he hadn't met her before, but had "heard" good things. What positive thing did he say?

“I heard that she won every vote in the pre-selection in her local branch."

“I heard that every business owner on this street loves her and knows her name."

“I heard that she attended Santa Sabina school in Strathfield, which I know quite well."

“I heard that she was a captain of the Strathfield Strikers, a local football club."

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